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Jun 9 12 11:38 AM
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Jun 11 12 1:36 AM
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LilAngel wrote:1LewdDude wrote: I picked up some of those Gorton's frozen fish filets.They have to be heated in a conventional oven cuz the microwave turns them to a yucky mush, but every time I put them into the oven, all my smoke detectors begin sounding off cuz they are really sensitive and also really loud.....and they are strickly electric ... hard wired.... so it's not like I can yank out the batteries to shut them up.It's either cut the wires and disconnect 'em or block the sensors.So I decided to kill 2 stones with 1 bird so to speak ... Now whenever I use the oven, I take a couple of pairs of my briefs and drape them over the smoke detectors to block the sensors ......Works like a charm ....Now I don't go half deaf while baking and I have a new use for my underwear since I rarely wear them.I might be a redneck. Might???Don't ya mean you ARE a redneck?!?!?!
1LewdDude wrote: I picked up some of those Gorton's frozen fish filets.They have to be heated in a conventional oven cuz the microwave turns them to a yucky mush, but every time I put them into the oven, all my smoke detectors begin sounding off cuz they are really sensitive and also really loud.....and they are strickly electric ... hard wired.... so it's not like I can yank out the batteries to shut them up.It's either cut the wires and disconnect 'em or block the sensors.So I decided to kill 2 stones with 1 bird so to speak ... Now whenever I use the oven, I take a couple of pairs of my briefs and drape them over the smoke detectors to block the sensors ......Works like a charm ....Now I don't go half deaf while baking and I have a new use for my underwear since I rarely wear them.I might be a redneck.
Might???Don't ya mean you ARE a redneck?!?!?!
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Jun 11 12 11:57 AM
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I confess......it was hot here today:)
Jun 12 12 8:54 PM
RulingLoveless wrote: LilAngel wrote: 1LewdDude wrote: I picked up some of those Gorton's frozen fish filets.They have to be heated in a conventional oven cuz the microwave turns them to a yucky mush, but every time I put them into the oven, all my smoke detectors begin sounding off cuz they are really sensitive and also really loud.....and they are strickly electric ... hard wired.... so it's not like I can yank out the batteries to shut them up.It's either cut the wires and disconnect 'em or block the sensors.So I decided to kill 2 stones with 1 bird so to speak ... Now whenever I use the oven, I take a couple of pairs of my briefs and drape them over the smoke detectors to block the sensors ......Works like a charm ....Now I don't go half deaf while baking and I have a new use for my underwear since I rarely wear them.I might be a redneck. Might???Don't ya mean you ARE a redneck?!?!?! Did you ever think that maybe there is something wrong with your oven?
LilAngel wrote: 1LewdDude wrote: I picked up some of those Gorton's frozen fish filets.They have to be heated in a conventional oven cuz the microwave turns them to a yucky mush, but every time I put them into the oven, all my smoke detectors begin sounding off cuz they are really sensitive and also really loud.....and they are strickly electric ... hard wired.... so it's not like I can yank out the batteries to shut them up.It's either cut the wires and disconnect 'em or block the sensors.So I decided to kill 2 stones with 1 bird so to speak ... Now whenever I use the oven, I take a couple of pairs of my briefs and drape them over the smoke detectors to block the sensors ......Works like a charm ....Now I don't go half deaf while baking and I have a new use for my underwear since I rarely wear them.I might be a redneck. Might???Don't ya mean you ARE a redneck?!?!?!
well okMaybe it needs cleaning just a little I'll get Dawn to whip you up a new minion tag if you'll come clean it for me
Jun 12 12 8:59 PM
OMFG that shower I just took felt awesome !!!I oughta do that again sometime
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LewdDude's Sexretary
LOL You take one once a year wether or not you need it right?
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2 in leap years
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I confess......I love to cook:)I confess......Its raining here
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I don't understand
I don't understand why some groups will only allow licensed and copyrighted tags to be posted.I don't understand being invited to join a group, yet never being welcomed.I don't understand why some people treat posting like it's some kind of a war and they feel as if their nic has to be showing as the last person who posted on every single thread at all times in every group they are a member of.I don't understand why some people join a group, post a bunch of times and then disappear.I don't understand why some people join a group and never post at all.I don't understand how this group (established in 2008) has so much fun to offer, yet still gets treated like just an afterthought by a whole lotta people....Don't forget, we were here when everybody else was falling all over themselves to join Aimpoo. I don't understand how one friggin Okie can attack our members (on our boards) and cause at least 4 of our most active people to leave, yet to this day, he's treated like royalty in other groups.Evidently he hasn't bombarded you with private messages trashing your various members like he did when he was with us.Or maybe he has.
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RulingLoveless wrote: Sounds like a Country song LD....
You're such a smartass ... Guess that's why Dawn makes me keep you around.
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I confess......how some people online can be sooo meanI confess...... Yessss Yuku is working I confess...... Yuku has been a PITA lately
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1LewdDude wrote:I oughta be horse whipped for not visiting my Grandmother more often