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Sep 17 14 5:00 AM
Sep 18 14 1:35 AM
At night before I go to sleep I leave myself notes on the table beside my keys and wallet to remind me of things to remember for that day.Yesterday's note read:Dr. appointment 9:30 Don't eat.
Sep 19 14 3:39 AM
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Sep 19 14 4:16 AM
LewdDude's Sexretary
Sep 20 14 3:58 AM
Sep 20 14 4:03 AM
A month ago, I swore I bought a brand new jar of peanut butter....I finally found it today.
Sep 20 14 4:43 AM
Did you actually put it away in the cabinet and that is why you couldn't find it??
Sep 20 14 4:51 AM
Sep 20 14 5:59 AM
But of course
Sep 21 14 12:54 AM
Sep 23 14 4:07 AM
And now Blissful Hideaway in association with LewdAngel's Productions present ...."Confessions of a Toilet Bowl"
Sep 23 14 4:11 AM
Sep 23 14 7:29 AM
I like wordplay ...I love song parodiesI enjoy seeing how many different alternativelyrics I can come up with for various popular songs.Weird Al Yankovich along with Pinkard and Bowdenare just a couple of my influences in this regard.
The muzac system at my place of employment has played the same damn songs over and over for the entire 8 years I've worked there.
Maybe I'm a bit slow but so far I've only come up with a few alternative "song titles", but not completely new lyrics(yet).
They are as follows:
"He's So Shy" (Pointer Sisters)My title: "She's a Guy"
"I'd Really Love to see you Tonight"(England Dan & John Ford Coley)My title: " I'd Really Love to Screw You Tonight"
"You Make Lovin' Fun" (Fleetwood Mac)My title: "You Make Fuckin' Fun"
"Save it for a Rainy Day" Stephen Bishop)My title: "Shave it on a Rainy Day"
How to Save a Life" (The Fray)My title: "How to Shave Your Wife"
To be continued ...
Sep 25 14 2:09 AM
Sep 25 14 3:19 AM
LMAO @ all the above.
I confess....Machine....again
Sep 26 14 2:36 AM
I say this every morning
Sep 26 14 3:03 AM
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Sep 28 14 9:36 PM