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Jun 6 14 5:40 AM
LewdDude's Sexretary
God love ya
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Jun 6 14 11:57 PM
One of my Facebook friends posted an image of Jesus and the caption said, "Is Jesus welcome in your home? Type yes or no."I typed, "Yes....If he can stand the mess."
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My old head, she be pounding.I hate teeth.Mine have given me lots of pain for most of my life.I'll be glad when they're all gone.
Jun 10 14 6:59 AM
It's like there's 1000 tiny indians pounding on war drums inside my head right now
Jun 10 14 8:21 AM
Poor critter
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Jun 12 14 11:38 AM
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Jun 13 14 5:24 AM
I am always changing my ringtones for text messages on my phone.
Today at work I decided to change it to Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up or so I thought.....
I clock back in from lunch. My bladder decides it wants to be emptied.
As I am sitting there peeing my phone goes off....
This is what was playing
It's your boyfriend he loves you to bits
Answer this call he wants to play with your tits
So talk to him now it could make your day
And if your really lucky you could get laid
Thank God I was in the bathroom and not walking down the aisle where several customers would have heard
Jun 13 14 6:47 AM
LMAO !!!
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Jun 16 14 1:50 AM
Me too!!!
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