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May 4 12 8:30 AM
Queen of Tarts
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May 4 12 11:12 AM
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I confess....it is what it is:)
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May 5 12 6:32 PM
I heard that a cure for athlete's foot is peeing on your feetWell I'm here to tell ya it aint trueI've been peeing on my feet in the shower for yearsand still I have this agonizing itch
May 5 12 6:53 PM
I have a dead rat somewhere in the walls of my bathroom and it stinks very much bad I've been peeing in bottles and taking whore baths at the kitchen sink, but now I gotta take a crap Guess it'll have to be a quick one with no reading this time.I would go to my potty chair in the woodsbut there's too many chiggers and ticks out there.My only hope is that my stink will overwhelm that stinkand then I can breathe freely.
May 7 12 11:49 AM
I confess....I'm posting
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May 7 12 11:30 PM
May 8 12 11:58 AM
I confess....it takes all kinds of people
May 8 12 7:13 PM
Oh alright ........................... I confess:ok ?? I think I need more fiber in my diet.I've been a little backed up.I swear a few minutes ago I was fully dilated and giving birth to whole cantaloupes.Had the procedure taken much longer, I was considering an epidural nerve block, a jack hammer and tongs.
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May 9 12 8:38 AM
LewdDude's Sexretary
I confess....sometimes I open a thread with one eye closed cause I never know what LD is gonna post
May 9 12 12:15 PM
I confess.... I have a new Kitty and he wants to play all night lol
May 11 12 2:04 AM
1LewdDude wrote:I once drank an Epsom Salt and water solution to relieve constipation and boy oh boy did it ever work !!! If you're ever "clogged up" and somebody tells ya that a sure cure is to drink a glass of water with Epsom Salt disolved in it, believe 'em. It's very effective and very fast. The recommended dosage is somethin like a tablespoon disolved in a glass of water. My mindset was that twice the dosage would give me twice the results twice as fast. That was my 1st mistake. I mixed 2 tablespoons into a small glass of water and gulped it down. Then I headed out the door for my usual hour long drive to work. That was my 2nd mistake. Minutes before my arrival at work, there came a sound from inside me so scary, it made me wonder if I needed an exorcist. As I pulled into the parking lot,I felt pressure inside me as if all my vital organs were at war with each other, each trying to be the first to rip their way out of me through my anus. Never before and not since have my ass cheeks been clinched so tightly. I must have been a sight to see as I entered the building doing my quick baby stepping stiff legged penguin walk on my way to a restroom that I prayed was in working order. I made it to the stall just in time to rip my pants down and violently erupt ....For a while...For a long while. I began spewing with such force that I believe I was litterally hovering above the toilet seat,surfing on waves of molton bile. I began sweating profusely and panting as if I had just completed the New York Marathon in record time twice in the same day. Just when I thought the onslaught had subsided, it started all over again. Trying to put a positive spin on the situation, I began telling myself that this was just something like an aftershock of an earthquake and that this round could not possibly be as intense... I was wrong.Round 1 was just a prelude. This was the main event. I began repenting, promising God that I would give up porn, the whole internet in fact, anything, just please LORD MAKE IT STOP !!! When it finally dwindled down to a slow drip,I looked up to the heavens, thanked God for sparing my life that day, adding that I'm sure he understood the whole giving up porn and internet thing was just the explosive diarrhea talking... I cannot honestly say that I would never use the stuff again. It could happen, and if I ever do use it again, it will certainly be in a smaller dose and at a time when I know I won't have to leave the house. I somehow survived it and I only recommend it if you're really desperate for relief.It does work. If you do decide to try it,don't make the mistake of taking a double dose like I did.Just keep the following in mind. A tornado, followed by a hurricane,followed by a volcano, followed by sitting on the surface of the sun for several days. Those are the sensations your butthole will feel after an Epsom Salt overdose.
I once drank an Epsom Salt and water solution to relieve constipation and boy oh boy did it ever work !!!
If you're ever "clogged up" and somebody tells ya that a sure cure is to drink a glass of water with Epsom Salt disolved in it, believe 'em.
It's very effective and very fast.
The recommended dosage is somethin like a tablespoon disolved in a glass of water.
My mindset was that twice the dosage would give me twice the results twice as fast.
That was my 1st mistake.
I mixed 2 tablespoons into a small glass of water and gulped it down.
Then I headed out the door for my usual hour long drive to work.
That was my 2nd mistake.
Minutes before my arrival at work, there came a sound from inside me so scary, it made me wonder if I needed an exorcist.
As I pulled into the parking lot,I felt pressure inside me as if all my vital organs were at war with each other, each trying to be the first to rip their way out of me through my anus.
Never before and not since have my ass cheeks been clinched so tightly.
I must have been a sight to see as I entered the building doing my quick baby stepping stiff legged penguin walk on my way to a restroom that I prayed was in working order.
I made it to the stall just in time to rip my pants down and violently erupt ....For a while...For a long while.
I began spewing with such force that I believe I was litterally hovering above the toilet seat,surfing on waves of molton bile.
I began sweating profusely and panting as if I had just completed the New York Marathon in record time twice in the same day.
Just when I thought the onslaught had subsided, it started all over again. Trying to put a positive spin on the situation, I began telling myself that this was just something like an aftershock of an earthquake and that this round could not possibly be as intense... I was wrong.Round 1 was just a prelude. This was the main event.
I began repenting, promising God that I would give up porn, the whole internet in fact, anything, just please LORD MAKE IT STOP !!!
When it finally dwindled down to a slow drip,I looked up to the heavens, thanked God for sparing my life that day, adding that I'm sure he understood the whole giving up porn and internet thing was just the explosive diarrhea talking...
I cannot honestly say that I would never use the stuff again. It could happen, and if I ever do use it again, it will certainly be in a smaller dose and at a time when I know I won't have to leave the house.
I somehow survived it and I only recommend it if you're really desperate for relief.It does work.
If you do decide to try it,don't make the mistake of taking a double dose like I did.Just keep the following in mind.
A tornado, followed by a hurricane,followed by a volcano, followed by sitting on the surface of the sun for several days.
Those are the sensations your butthole will feel after an Epsom Salt overdose.
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May 11 12 4:49 AM
Group TartMinion #1
May 11 12 7:27 AM
RulingLoveless wrote: I confess...I have had a hard time trying to get in here to past few days.
Try a little more fiber in your diet
May 11 12 9:55 AM
May 11 12 10:31 AM
RulingLoveless wrote:
I must confess: I don't get it
May 12 12 3:34 AM
I miss this guy
Happy Birthday George ....... wherever you are
May 13 12 11:55 AM
I confess: The last time activity in this group got this low, we closed. Today has been the slowest day ever !!!But on the upside, Gidget posted twice as much as usual.Yep.......... She posted twice .......... in the same day even.
May 14 12 2:00 AM
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May 14 12 6:39 AM
We have missed you too Sammi!