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Aug 27 13 11:00 AM
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I confess.......LMSAOI confess.......I am liking windows 8
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Aug 28 13 2:44 AM
Still it lingers
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Aug 28 13 10:34 AM
LewdDude's Sexretary
As bad as Loren's?
Aug 29 13 3:19 AM
If not as bad, it was certainly similar in terms of texture and density.No doubt both blew in from turd island. (or out as the case may be) Both had equally long lasting odiferous longevity.Both could either gag a maggot or,knock a buzzard off a decaying gut wagon.So it might be a toss-up, though hers may have been a little worse,because I have a sneaking suspicion that she had togo wipe her butt afterwards whereas I didn't.
Aug 29 13 3:46 AM
LMAO
Aug 29 13 5:55 AM
Aug 29 13 6:00 AM
I swear that's my thoughts every single time I swear
Aug 29 13 6:03 AM
Aug 29 13 6:11 AM
Ok ... When I look at that, all I can think of is Paul at the check out counter buying stuff for that party, humming "Old Time Rock and Roll"
You're welcome.
Aug 29 13 6:15 AM
I figure that is about 10 ass whoopins you are owed now.....
Aug 29 13 6:21 AM
Aug 29 13 6:24 AM
Ooooooooooh yeah. Funny thing is I swear I was coming back into this thread to mention just that
Aug 29 13 6:28 AM
Hell ... I thought you pretty much did all that
Aug 29 13 6:30 AM
Well I didn't sing a song. I'll leave the singing to you.
Aug 29 13 6:41 AM
Ok ......Thankfully you didn't sing .... But I would have ......Yeah, just pour a bottle of booze down me, strap a guitar on me and walk me onto the stage (or front porch as the case may be).....The rest will take care of itself.
Aug 29 13 6:44 AM
Ya won't sing for me without a guitar??
Aug 29 13 6:49 AM
Acapella is for American Idol wanna-be's
Aug 29 13 6:50 AM
Well dammit anyway
Aug 29 13 6:54 AM
Aug 29 13 6:59 AM
Okie dokie.