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1LewdDude wrote: LilAngel wrote: And now your using the word breast in here.Whatever am I gonna do with you and your potty mouth?? You could wash my mouth out with ... well .... youYou know what the commercial says ... "Dawn .... Not just for dishes anymore."
LilAngel wrote: And now your using the word breast in here.Whatever am I gonna do with you and your potty mouth??
And now your using the word breast in here.Whatever am I gonna do with you and your potty mouth??
You could wash my mouth out with ... well .... youYou know what the commercial says ... "Dawn .... Not just for dishes anymore."
LMAO!
Apr 13 12 6:32 AM
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Apr 16 12 11:08 AM
I confess.... I love the sound of the rain:)
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Apr 18 12 8:20 AM
I'm witnessing my first minion fetish
Apr 19 12 12:11 PM
I confess.... I'm sleepy
Apr 21 12 12:48 AM
I probably should be sleeping, but hey, it's Friday !!!Time to terrorize all the groups I'm in ....especially this one.
Apr 21 12 11:22 AM
Apr 21 12 5:21 PM
I once drank an Epsom Salt and water solution to relieve constipation and boy oh boy did it ever work !!!
If you're ever "clogged up" and somebody tells ya that a sure cure is to drink a glass of water with Epsom Salt disolved in it, believe 'em.
It's very effective and very fast.
The recommended dosage is somethin like a tablespoon disolved in a glass of water.
My mindset was that twice the dosage would give me twice the results twice as fast.
That was my 1st mistake.
I mixed 2 tablespoons into a small glass of water and gulped it down.
Then I headed out the door for my usual hour long drive to work.
That was my 2nd mistake.
Minutes before my arrival at work, there came a sound from inside me so scary, it made me wonder if I needed an exorcist.
As I pulled into the parking lot,I felt pressure inside me as if all my vital organs were at war with each other, each trying to be the first to rip their way out of me through my anus.
Never before and not since have my ass cheeks been clinched so tightly.
I must have been a sight to see as I entered the building doing my quick baby stepping stiff legged penguin walk on my way to a restroom that I prayed was in working order.
I made it to the stall just in time to rip my pants down and violently erupt ....For a while...For a long while.
I began spewing with such force that I believe I was litterally hovering above the toilet seat,surfing on waves of molton bile.
I began sweating profusely and panting as if I had just completed the New York Marathon in record time twice in the same day.
Just when I thought the onslaught had subsided, it started all over again. Trying to put a positive spin on the situation, I began telling myself that this was just something like an aftershock of an earthquake and that this round could not possibly be as intense... I was wrong.Round 1 was just a prelude. This was the main event.
I began repenting, promising God that I would give up porn, the whole internet in fact, anything, just please LORD MAKE IT STOP !!!
When it finally dwindled down to a slow drip,I looked up to the heavens, thanked God for sparing my life that day, adding that I'm sure he understood the whole giving up porn and internet thing was just the explosive diarrhea talking...
I cannot honestly say that I would never use the stuff again. It could happen, and if I ever do use it again, it will certainly be in a smaller dose and at a time when I know I won't have to leave the house.
I somehow survived it and I only recommend it if you're really desperate for relief.It does work.
If you do decide to try it,don't make the mistake of taking a double dose like I did.Just keep the following in mind.
A tornado, followed by a hurricane,followed by a volcano, followed by sitting on the surface of the sun for several days.
Those are the sensations your butthole will feel after an Epsom Salt overdose.
Apr 22 12 11:56 AM
I confess.... I Love walking outdoors:)
Apr 22 12 4:47 PM
Once in a while I type a bunch of crap thatsome people are unable to read, and most of those who can, don't bother.
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I confess....People need to confess more
May 2 12 8:01 PM
I'm posting in drag today
May 3 12 3:17 AM
Every time I see a bag of Epsom Salt at the hell hole I think of that story.I sometimes chuckle at the thought and get weird looks from people.
May 3 12 11:05 PM