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Feb 1 13 4:55 AM
Definition of PROCRASTINATE
(transitive verb): to put off intentionally and habitually
(intransitive verb): To put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done
— pro·cras·ti·na·tion (noun): The act of procrastinating
>>>> — pro·cras·ti·na·tor (LèwdÐúde) <<<<
Feb 1 13 10:10 AM
I confess: For the past few years I have occasionally posted while using performance enhancing drugs.
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Feb 2 13 12:19 AM
1LewdDude wrote:I confess: For the past few years I have occasionally posted while using performance enhancing drugs.
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Feb 4 13 1:52 AM
My local Wal*Mart sucks
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Feb 6 13 4:14 AM
I went grocery shopping once.Well that's not really true.The fact is I've gone grocery shopping many times before.
But this one time when I did,I rushed homeand put them all away quickly, then settled in forsome serious playing online with a few beers,followed by watching some TV,and dancing around the living room naked before finally passing out on the couch just as I have done so many times beforeon any other normal evening.We've all had uneventful days like that.Right?
The following morning I got the urge for a glass of milk.
I washed a glass, opened the fridge, there was no milk.
I was rather puzzled. I knew I had gotten a gallon of milk.I never go grocery shopping without grabbing some milk.I love milk.Gotta have milk.So I paced around the kitchen for a bit, then went backand opened the fridge again as if the milk would somehow magically appear.We've all done that.Right?
But there was no milk.
I began to wonder if it had gotten left behind at the checkout, but hey, I live in a small town.Those people know me and they would have called and said, "Hey you forgot your milk."
Then I thought maybe I had left it in my vehichle.Went out and looked. No milk there.
Finally, late that afternoon I whipped myself up a little snack and when I went to take a seat at the dining table, there it sat all alone in its little plastic bag right where I had left it the day before. In the dining chair.Pushed up under the table.The last place I would have ever thought to look.
4 bucks right down the drain.Gotta hate it when that happens.
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Feb 9 13 5:40 AM
Cut out pop and watch your white carbs
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Feb 10 13 3:47 AM
i confess...i love you over again
Feb 10 13 9:15 AM
You still could have enjoyed that milk....as cottage cheese hehe
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Feb 12 13 6:15 AM
I live in north Mississippi and that should be confession enough, but coming from me, there's always more and Dawn is a witness.
A lot of people think everybody in north Mississippi looks like this.Sadly, a lot of people in north Mississippi do indeed look just like that....Including a few of my relatives.
But the fact is that not all of us are toothless, knuckle dragging mouth-breathers.
A few of us can actually string a few words together to form a complete sentence and make those words make sense,but that depends on how firm of a grasp you have on the English language.
Another urban legend is that everybody in north Mississippi is related.That's not true.
I will now willfully construct a partial fabrication on the spot to state that I personally am only related to about 89% of the population of north Mississippi because my Mother's side of the family imigrated here from north Alabama, bless their hearts.
So I confess: Reading comprehension is a dying art and I sincerely sympathize with and appologize to anyone who's head the preceding confession flew right over, God love ya.
Feb 13 13 6:06 AM