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Mar 24 12 9:11 AM
I remember back when streaking was all the rage and I never did .... Looking back, I think I thought that activity was reserved for the more well endowed among us.
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LewdDude's Sexretary
I confess....to nothing.....for now
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I must confess: I enjoy viewing muffin tops
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I confess....One time at Band Camp I took my flute & ..........
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I confess....I come in here thinking I am gonna confess something and then I draw a blank
Mar 27 12 8:08 AM
I confess....I woke up looking like Popeye this morning, and still kinda do LOL
Mar 27 12 8:39 AM
LilAngel wrote: I confess....I woke up looking like Popeye this morning, and still kinda do LOL
Mar 27 12 8:42 AM
1LewdDude wrote: LilAngel wrote: I confess....I woke up looking like Popeye this morning, and still kinda do LOLNow a vision is burned into my brain of you throwing back cans of Spinach and toot tooting a pipe
Guess as long as it isn't a toot tooting of my rear end we should be ok LOL
Mar 27 12 8:49 AM
LilAngel wrote: 1LewdDude wrote: LilAngel wrote: I confess....I woke up looking like Popeye this morning, and still kinda do LOLNow a vision is burned into my brain of you throwing back cans of Spinach and toot tooting a pipe Guess as long as it isn't a toot tooting of my rear end we should be ok LOL
Mar 27 12 8:55 AM
1LewdDude wrote: LilAngel wrote: 1LewdDude wrote: LilAngel wrote: I confess....I woke up looking like Popeye this morning, and still kinda do LOLNow a vision is burned into my brain of you throwing back cans of Spinach and toot tooting a pipe Guess as long as it isn't a toot tooting of my rear end we should be ok LOL And now I can see your arms with them anchor tats on each one swelling up to 3 times their size gettin ready to kick some ass
I confess...we have strayed from saying I confess at the beginning of our sentences but I'm having funNow whose ass to kick???
Mar 27 12 9:00 AM
LilAngel wrote: 1LewdDude wrote: LilAngel wrote: 1LewdDude wrote: LilAngel wrote: I confess....I woke up looking like Popeye this morning, and still kinda do LOLNow a vision is burned into my brain of you throwing back cans of Spinach and toot tooting a pipe Guess as long as it isn't a toot tooting of my rear end we should be ok LOL And now I can see your arms with them anchor tats on each one swelling up to 3 times their size gettin ready to kick some ass I confess...we have strayed from saying I confess at the beginning of our sentences but I'm having funNow whose ass to kick???
Mar 27 12 9:04 AM
1LewdDude wrote: LilAngel wrote: 1LewdDude wrote: LilAngel wrote: 1LewdDude wrote: LilAngel wrote: I confess....I woke up looking like Popeye this morning, and still kinda do LOLNow a vision is burned into my brain of you throwing back cans of Spinach and toot tooting a pipe Guess as long as it isn't a toot tooting of my rear end we should be ok LOL And now I can see your arms with them anchor tats on each one swelling up to 3 times their size gettin ready to kick some ass I confess...we have strayed from saying I confess at the beginning of our sentences but I'm having funNow whose ass to kick??? I never said we had to start sentences with I confess lol ... but if you insist, here goes..I confess: This visual I'm having has me feeling like your Olive Oyl
In my Popeye laugh.......
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I thought today at the gas pump was gonna be like any other day ... Insert my debit card and be raped.... Little did I know the pumps were even more on the rag than usual ... When I inserted my card, it said, "Card not accepted, Please see attendant."....So I proceeded to stroll inside to see the attendant, even though after a hard day at the warehouse, the last thing I felt like doing was WALKING even more ... But still I calmly walked in, showed the lady behind the counter my debit card exclaiming, "I have money and I need gas." ... So she swiped the card then said, "I can't run it as a debit, it has to be credit." to which I said, "Oh you want my autograpgh instead of a pin number??? Oh geez, I feel so famous." ... Then she processed the transaction, I gave her my autograph, proceeded back out to my vehicle, cranked it up and was just about to drive away when I Realized that I had not yet pumped my gas.I confess: That's not the first time that's ever happened to me and I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one it's happened to.
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