Had to put on some jeans and socks just now cause I was freezing here by this AC vent.
Caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror, and it looked like I was wearing black underwear.
Thought to myself, "That's not possible, I don't even own and black underwear."
Besides, I didn't remember putting on any underwear.
Upon closer inspection, I discovered that I was merely observing the shadow
my big ol belly was casting over my nekkid crotch. smiley: happy