I just did something I rarely EVER do ...After already having had several beers, I decided I had not yet had enough, so I headed out to the beer store for more.
I hereby dicourage anybody from EVER attempting what I foolishly just accomplished...ie, never try this at home, leave it to us professionals.

First of all, I got lucky and wasn't involved in any accidents that might have killed or maimed myself or others....Secondly, I didn't get pulled over or go through any check points.

Now socially speaking,that was the worst of my mistakes....But on a more personal level, there's more to the story.

1. I left home without any smokes...If you are a smoker, never EVER leave home without smokes ...You never know when you might get stuck in traffic, due to a wreck up ahead or something of that nature and if that happens, you just GOTTA  smoke...and the horrible thought of possibly spending the night in jail without smokes don't feel good either.

2. After having a few beers, be sure you PEE before you leave the house ...I rarely exibit what I would call road rage but I must admit that getting stuck behind a couple of slow drivers on my way home almost brought me to that point....I litterally shouted out loud, "Get the fuck outta my way cuz I'm about to pee and there aint a damn thing I can do about it."...Keep in mind this was all happening while I was without smokes and worried about getting pulled over.....But hey, weekends are for relaxing ... Right ??

Summation: Driving drunk just aint cool.

Edited 2 times by 1LewdDude Nov 22 14 7:17 AM.