I like wordplay ...I love song parodies
I enjoy seeing how many different alternative
lyrics I can come up with for various popular songs.
Weird Al Yankovich along with Pinkard and Bowden
are just a couple of my influences in this regard.

The muzac system at my place of employment has played the same damn songs over and over for the entire 8 years I've worked there.

Maybe I'm a bit slow but so far I've only come up with a few alternative "song titles",  but not completely new lyrics(yet).

They are as follows:

"He's So Shy" (Pointer Sisters)
My title: "She's a Guy"

"I'd Really Love to see you Tonight"(England Dan & John Ford Coley)
My title: " I'd Really Love to Screw You Tonight"

"You Make Lovin' Fun" (Fleetwood Mac)
My title: "You Make Fuckin' Fun"

"Save it for a Rainy Day" Stephen Bishop)
My title: "Shave it on a Rainy Day"

How to Save a Life" (The Fray)
My title: "How to Shave Your Wife"

To be continued ...