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Jun 13 14 5:24 AM
LewdDude's Sexretary
I am always changing my ringtones for text messages on my phone.
Today at work I decided to change it to Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up or so I thought.....
I clock back in from lunch. My bladder decides it wants to be emptied.
As I am sitting there peeing my phone goes off....
This is what was playing
It's your boyfriend he loves you to bits
Answer this call he wants to play with your tits
So talk to him now it could make your day
And if your really lucky you could get laid
Thank God I was in the bathroom and not walking down the aisle where several customers would have heard