I am always changing my ringtones for text messages on my phone.

Today at work I decided to change it to Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up or so I thought.....

I clock back in from lunch. My bladder decides it wants to be emptied.

As I am sitting there peeing my phone goes off....

This is what was playing

It's your boyfriend he loves you to bits

Answer this call he wants to play with your tits

So talk to him now it could make your day

And if your really lucky you could get laid


Thank God I was in the bathroom and not walking down the aisle where several customers would have heard