One of my favorite quotes ever was by my cousin Rodney..

I had scored a considerable amount of pot one night,
and I felt compelled to share it with him,
since he and his then wife, Linda Gale were so kind as to
allow me to live under their roof at the time.

We smoked and smoked and smoked some more.

And then ....

I was busy stuffing the herb into my favorite pipe, cuz well,
that's what I used, since my joint rolling talents were,
and still are zilch.

As I was packing the pipe, I looked over at him,
his eyes were crimson red and he was slackjawed,
like the mouth breather he's always been.

He glared at me and said,
"If you light that sumbitch up one more time,
and pass it over to me, I'm gonna whoop yer ass"

That pretty much told me that ol Rodney had had enough that night. smiley: happy




Edited 5 times by 1LewdDude May 16 14 5:46 AM.