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Feb 12 13 6:15 AM
I live in north Mississippi and that should be confession enough, but coming from me, there's always more and Dawn is a witness.
A lot of people think everybody in north Mississippi looks like this.Sadly, a lot of people in north Mississippi do indeed look just like that....Including a few of my relatives.
But the fact is that not all of us are toothless, knuckle dragging mouth-breathers.
A few of us can actually string a few words together to form a complete sentence and make those words make sense,but that depends on how firm of a grasp you have on the English language.
Another urban legend is that everybody in north Mississippi is related.That's not true.
I will now willfully construct a partial fabrication on the spot to state that I personally am only related to about 89% of the population of north Mississippi because my Mother's side of the family imigrated here from north Alabama, bless their hearts.
So I confess: Reading comprehension is a dying art and I sincerely sympathize with and appologize to anyone who's head the preceding confession flew right over, God love ya.