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Feb 6 13 4:14 AM
I went grocery shopping once.Well that's not really true.The fact is I've gone grocery shopping many times before.
But this one time when I did,I rushed homeand put them all away quickly, then settled in forsome serious playing online with a few beers,followed by watching some TV,and dancing around the living room naked before finally passing out on the couch just as I have done so many times beforeon any other normal evening.We've all had uneventful days like that.Right?
The following morning I got the urge for a glass of milk.
I washed a glass, opened the fridge, there was no milk.
I was rather puzzled. I knew I had gotten a gallon of milk.I never go grocery shopping without grabbing some milk.I love milk.Gotta have milk.So I paced around the kitchen for a bit, then went backand opened the fridge again as if the milk would somehow magically appear.We've all done that.Right?
But there was no milk.
I began to wonder if it had gotten left behind at the checkout, but hey, I live in a small town.Those people know me and they would have called and said, "Hey you forgot your milk."
Then I thought maybe I had left it in my vehichle.Went out and looked. No milk there.
Finally, late that afternoon I whipped myself up a little snack and when I went to take a seat at the dining table, there it sat all alone in its little plastic bag right where I had left it the day before. In the dining chair.Pushed up under the table.The last place I would have ever thought to look.
4 bucks right down the drain.Gotta hate it when that happens.