I've been on this earth almost 55 years and I have never been called up for jury duty

UNTIL NOW !!!

I have no idea what to expect .... There's a phone number I'm supposed to call for more information and right now all I wanna know is.... (1)  "Will I get smoke breaks?" ...and ...  (2) "How much is this gonna cost me?"

And I Confess: This is my attitude going in ....

I don't care what the charges are ....The defendant is guilty, I want them to fry and I wanna be the one to throw the switch.


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