1LewdDude wrote:

I have a dead rat somewhere in the walls of my bathroom
and it stinks very much bad

I've been peeing in bottles
and taking whore baths at the kitchen sink,
but now I gotta take a crap

Guess it'll have to be a quick one with no reading this time.

I would go to my potty chair in the woods
but there's too many chiggers and ticks out there.

My only hope is that my stink will overwhelm that stink
and then I can breathe freely.


Thank you Dawn for the suggestion of placing bowls of vinegar around ... That helped immensely with the smell but guess what ?? .. The maggots have hatched and now I'm being bombarded by flies ...They are litterally coming out of the woodwork .....  Nay, not common Houseflies but big 'ol Blowflies and they don't seem to mind the vinegar at all ....... I've been swatting them but my swatter aint much to write home about as Dawn can attest ... I'll be lying down to sleep soon and I pray I can catch a few winks with my mouth closed.
  

Edited 2 times by 1LewdDude May 22 12 12:47 AM.